Taoist Priest, Your Magic Is Not Working!

I, Li Bufan, was kicked down the mountain by my master and became the poorest heavenly master in history. He has special skills, but he has to make a living by delivering food. Until I broadcast fortune telling and figured out the murderer; delivered takeout and served gangsters. The whole internet went crazy, call me a god! Beautiful women and rich men from all walks of life came to my door to ask for services. I was happily counting my money when a cold and charming female CEO came to my door: "The talisman you used to ward off evil spirits yesterday is a lost secret method passed down from my family." Me: "???" Behind her, the entire cultivation world could not sit still. And my cheating master just sent a text message: "Apprentice, there is something I have been hiding from you for eighteen years..." "That broken mirror on your body is a ten thousand year artifact. You are the only savior." I looked at my account balance and cried. Is it still too late to run away now? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.