Anime Crossover: Complaints Become Reality, and the Powerhouses of All Worlds Are Stunned

I transmigrated into a world of mixed anime and manga, where I bound myself to the "Roasting Is a BUG" System, complete with a live stream across all worlds!?

I had barely landed when I ran into Kaido throwing his weight around. I casually remarked, "Your dragon scales look like spicy gluten sticks." The next second, all his scales turned into spicy-flavored gluten sticks. Then interdimensional couriers showed up with a "bug compensation pack," and the viewers' tips sent the System straight into a lag spike!?

I roasted Uchiha Madara, saying, "Your dancing looks like morning exercises," and he immediately started dancing to Little Apple, with his Susanoo swaying its hips along with him. The viewers voted for me to roast Nezha, and his Wind Fire Wheels instantly turned into balance bikes with little yellow ducks on them. Lotus Kid rode one off to deliver takeout.?

A dimensional mash-up monster tried to kill me with a "heavenly tribulation." I said, "This tribulation isn't as good as a hot pot base," and the bolts of lightning filling the sky turned into spicy hot pot broth. All the big shots from the Myriad Worlds crowded around to cook ingredients in it! The System crashed from tip overload, so I used my inner monologue to plaster the dimensional wall with Band-Aids.?

In the end, the systems of all the worlds begged for mercy together: "Stop roasting us!" I immediately laid down a rule: "I'll roast someone on a live stream once a week. Nobody gets to run away!"?

A Feilu-style, absurdly hilarious power fantasy: roasting is a BUG, and the big shots of the Myriad Worlds are all forced to play along!?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.