I Just Want to Lie Down, You Have to Force Me to Be the Savior

I, Gu Chuan, the author of Poujie. Com, have become the cannon fodder villain in my novel who cannot survive thirty chapters. The world is polluted by "story cancer", Internet routines distort reality, and vulgar jokes have become the laws of physics. Facing Ye Tian, ​​the destined protagonist of "Return of the Dragon King", I should have been slapped in the face, but unexpectedly awakened the narrative editor. I changed my cannon fodder label to "Senior Xicai" and gave the protagonist a million dollars: "Young man, I am optimistic about you, go start a business!" As a result, the world is in complete chaos. Ye Tian regarded me as the "master behind the scenes" and went crazy with my imagination; the secret organization "Revision Bureau" designated me as the "first-level abnormal narrative source" and hunted me down with all their strength. I, a complainer, was forced to wreak havoc in a world where everyone was disenchanted, turning vulgar plots such as "Antique Collecting" and "Secret Adventure" into absurd comedies. My goal is simple: to correct this world that has been ruined by "shuangwen" and write an ending for it that is bland, boring, but truly our own. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.