Hogwarts: Playing the Boss of Causeway Bay from the Start

I, Ryan, transmigrate to Hogwarts and activate the Over-the-Top Roleplaying System!

I can only get stronger by playing classic characters from Hong Kong movies and pulling off outrageous stunts that fit their personas!

From the start, I'm playing a gangster when Malfoy challenges me to a duel.

While everyone else recites spells, I flip the entire dueling platform! Then I toss my head with a flourish.

Ding! An "in-character" outrageous stunt detected: flipping the table during a wizard's duel!

Roleplaying progress: 30%! Reward: the aura of "Causeway Bay's Boss," intimidating everyone present by 50%!

From then on, Hogwarts' entire vibe goes completely off the rails.

"Ryan, can you cast the Patronus Charm?"

I slowly pull out a lighter. "I only know one move, 'Loyalty to the Brotherhood.' I can summon three hundred brothers. Scared?"

Snape: "Ryan! Why is your potion sweet?!"

Me: "Reporting in, Professor. I added sugar. After all, I'm the God of Food!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.