Naruto: I Open a Convenience Store and Throw in a Signature Quirk

Uchiha Mu Fan starts out with a convenience store on the verge of bankruptcy and no idea how to survive.

Ding! Abnormal Convenience Store System activated!

Never-Ending Instant Noodles: Price: 1,000 ryo! Eat them for unlimited energy! Side effect: Your hair permanently turns into instant-noodle curls, and no amount of washing will straighten it!

Invisibility Cola: Price: 3,000 ryo! Drink it to turn invisible! Side effect: Every five minutes, you randomly let out a burp that gives away your location! Think no one knows where you are? Burp!

The Third Hokage, desperate to solve the village's crisis, buys a "Ninja Basics Kit." He learns the Shadow Clone Technique, but the side effect is that he can't help performing a group dance every time he forms hand seals!

Uchiha Itachi buys "Mangekyo Upgrade Liquid" to boost his strength, and his power skyrockets! But the side effect is that his Sharingan comes with a built-in BGM. Every time he activates it, it plays, "What are you doing~ Oh my~"!

From nearly bankrupt to the strongest in the ninja world! Mu Fan's convenience store becomes the most mysterious and "scam-filled" hub in the ninja world!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.