Making It in America: Collecting Corpses Unlocks Countless Traits

Reborn as Chen Douhuan, he runs for police chief from the start, and that very night treats his celestial-looking mother like a Japanese person.

When floods hit Texas, he saves Ivanka in an act of bravery, then changes his surname to Trump overnight.

Meeting the Donald, he says, "If you don't reject me, I'll gladly take you as my adoptive father."

"I really want to get ahead!"

The Epstein case erupts, and the MAGA rebellion begins.

"Why are you people still obsessing over this?"

"Go on, stir things up! Keep stirring!"

"Stir things up until Saint Ze loses his military pay, until the Night-Pot Army collapses in defeat, until the Middle East descends into chaos and the Great American Dynasty falls."

"All I have to do is die along with you."

He shoulders MAGA's fifty states and wields enormous influence on Capitol Hill!!!

One red hat veils the fate of heaven, half a foolish face hides his true identity!

Set his sights on 2028!

Take up residence in the White House!

Become the President of the United States!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.