Trump Fights Dou Huan, and the Celestial Maiden Starts Pretending to Be Japanese

Reborn as Tang Douhuan, he runs for sheriff from the start, then treats his gorgeous mom like a Japanese person that very night.

During the Texas floods, he heroically saves Ivanka and changes his surname to Trump overnight.

Meeting the Don: "If you don't cast me aside, I would be honored to call you my adoptive father."

"I want to climb the ladder so badly!"

The Epstein case breaks out, and MAGA rebels.

"Why are you all hung up on this?"

"Go ahead and stir things up, just keep stirring!"

"Stir things up until Ze Sheng loses his military pay, until the Night-Pot Army is routed, the Middle East descends into chaos, and the Great American Dynasty falls."

"All I have to do is go down with you."

With MAGA's fifty states on his shoulders, he throws his weight around on Capitol Hill!!!

One red hat obscures the fate of the realm, half a foolish face conceals his true self!

His sights are set on 2028!

He takes the White House!

He becomes the President of the United States!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.