Full of Every Vice? My Slacker Self Is a God!

Zhang Changning transmigrates to a modern city where martial arts reign supreme and gains the Reversal Brand!

Train seriously for two hours: Spirit Essence -1, Physique -1, Mental Strength -1. Damn it, I'm done training! The more I train, the weaker I get!

Drink to drown my sorrows: Liver Strength +2, Reaction Speed +3, Emotional Control +1, Spirit Essence +1. Huh? This is a thing?!

Stay up late scrolling through short videos: Physique +3, Mental Strength +1, Fatigue -5. Staying up late is always a blast! I'm never sleeping again!

Go wild indulging my desires at the pleasure district: Vitality +2, Virus Resistance +5, Muscle Hardness +2, Stamina +1, Kidney Strength +2, Bone Hardness +1, Spirit Essence +3. I'm the god of nightclubs, karaoke bars, and discos!

"I planned to be a workaholic, fighting hard to defend human civilization. Who knew the heavens would spoil me like this?"

"Then why bother cultivating? The me who gives up is invincible!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.