Genshin Impact: Reborn as a Hilichurl, I Terrified the Heavenly Principles

Transmigrated as a Hilichurl? And left with nothing but a loincloth from the start?

To scrape by in Teyvat, I'm forced to start "Hilichurl Survival 101":

I forge "black-hearted" iron armor and successfully sneak into Mondstadt, only to be mistaken for an "old friend" by the Outrider Amber on my very first day!

"Wait, I'm not that Hilichurl brute you chased through the forest for 300 li!"

"Oh? Then explain why you smell exactly like the grilled meat of the one that got away from me."

Su Yi: Is it too late for me to run?

Barbatos: Why run? You're already here. Here's a Vision, and I'll throw in the hidden title "Hilichurl Blazing King" while I'm at it!

The Fatui Doctor: Don't run! You're my experimental material!

Dori: Don't run! You're one of my biggest taxpayers!

Klee: Don't run! You're the perfect test site for my new bombs!

When Hilichurls start talking about human rights, monsters start taking civil service exams, and "Hilichurl Language Levels 4 and 6" become required courses in Mondstadt...

Su Yi realizes he may have... accidentally become the biggest criminal gang in Teyvat?

No, the biggest cute-and-evil gang!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.