Dark Tales from Showbiz: This Heavenly Master Can Hardly Keep Up

The whole internet explodes! A top-tier star encounters a ghost during a livestream, and I pull out a peachwood sword

I had just transmigrated into the entertainment industry as a nobody when a top-tier star ran into an evil spirit during a livestream!

On camera, the actress's eyes rolled back as she floated in midair. The comments flooded with, "That effect looks so fake!" I quietly brought out my ancestral Celestial Master System.

Ding! Beginner mission: instantly kill one vengeful ghost. Reward: a guaranteed trending topic.

The moment my peachwood sword left its sheath, the ghost screamed and turned into a wisp of green smoke!

The whole internet crashed: "That special effect... Wait, it's real! A real Celestial Master?!"

The director dropped to his knees on the spot. "Master! I'll save the female lead role in my next ghost movie for you!"

I wanted to keep a low profile, but trouble kept finding me:

An award-winning actor is plagued by a fox demon and wakes up drenched in sweat every night? Draw a talisman and stick it on his underwear. The next day, he becomes a legend and wins the Best Actor award!

Strange events keep happening on the set of a haunted mansion? Set up a Bagua formation, and the film captures a real ghost cameo, taking its box office past ten billion!

A major tycoon says, "Master Lin, change my fate! Name your price!"

Me: "Pay first, then I'll exorcise it. No credit."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.