This Spear Cultivator's Style Is All Wrong

"Bro, is 'taunt' your hidden skill as a gun cultivator? Why does the boss only chase you?" Lin Xue blocked flying rubble without changing expression.

"No, no, this is art." Lin Feng expertly reloaded and used rubber bullets to shoot his teammate in the butt with pinpoint accuracy. "See? It's called aggro coordination!"

"Oh." Lin Xue's sword flashed brighter. "Then next time you're chased by a pack of wolves, I'll use my newly learned 'Random Passerby Slash' to help you, and test how many of them my sword energy can knock flying at once."

This is a hilarious story about a gun cultivator who keeps courting disaster in the age of universal class advancement with outrageous tricks and an absurd System, while his siscon swordswoman sister is always there to "break up the fight" physically.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.