We Agreed to Be a Military Advisor, but Why Did You Abduct the General Staff?

"Online Love Sage" Lin Mo dominates the campus forum with his anonymous account "Master Mo", and his "Love Strategy" has attracted crowds of people. Unexpectedly, the car overturned offline, and Yan Zhi, the IQ ceiling of the female dormitory, was caught at the scene of the social life! In order to cover his waistcoat tighter, he tried his best to pretend to be good, but she smiled and kept pressing forward step by step. The theoretical school collides with the practical school, and routines and counter-routines are performed every day. They agreed to only serve as the chief military advisor, but why did they actually kidnap the opponent's chief of general staff to "incite rebellion"? In this hilarious battle of wits, who will lose their pants first, and who will show their sincerity first? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.