I Opened My Eyes to a Cup of Poison, So I Dug Up His Ancestors' Graves

A "mad monk" who combines modern scientific thinking, neurotic humor, and wildly powerful Daoist arts embarks on a lawless revenge-and-salvation adventure in a cultivation world, crushing his foes with knowledge from a higher dimension.

"So what if you're rich? I'll dig up your ancestors' graves tonight."

"Flying on a sword? Who cares? I'll fly on a cannon, with extra thrust and acceleration."

"Sir, I noticed your door wasn't shut properly, so I came in to take some measurements. Really. If you don't believe me, look into my eyes."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.