The System Asked Me to Catch a Pet and Start the Contract with a Nine-Tailed Fox.

I, the breeder of the strongest mythical beast, but the system is a swindler who talks nonsense! My name is Lin Que, an ordinary hunter until I was bound by a cheating system. System: "Xiao Linzi, we found a wild nine-tailed fox ahead. Go and influence her with your love!" Me: "I can't beat you, brother!" System: "Sing a lonely brave man! Show off your momentum to coax your family's Erha! If you fail, I'll shock you~" Me: "..." In this way, under the coercion and inducement of the system, I embarked on a path of no return, becoming the father and mother of a mythical beast. Although the process is deceiving, the rewards are so delicious! The "God-level Massage Technique" made the Demon King unable to stop, and the "Proficiency in Communication with Spirit Beasts" made Shenlong and I become brothers. Unknowingly, I seemed... Invincible? ?? Funny male protagonist vs. Sinister system, falling in love and killing each other, hilarious coming! Do you want to see how the male protagonist reaches the peak of his life while complaining? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.