Live Across the Heavens: I Enrage the Chosen One from the Start

Su Chen was tossed into a low-martial version of the Three Kingdoms with only half a pack of spicy strips and a Myriad Worlds live-streaming System. He had planned to lie flat, but the spicy strips he casually handed out made Cao Cao kneel and cry out that he was a celestial being, while the square-dancing routines he streamed were revered as peerless secret arts! Instant noodles made an Immortal Venerable drool with envy, a flashlight blinded a Demon King, and a world map sent Qin Shi Huang into a complete meltdown!

Ding! The child of destiny has lost his composure. Reward: 100,000 points! Ding! The fated protagonist’s Dao heart has shattered. Unlocked: Youth Edition Divine Art!

Su Chen suddenly understood: making the children of destiny lose it was the secret to getting rich! Protagonists blessed by fate across the Myriad Worlds, your “darkest live-streaming hour” officially begins!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.