Don't Touch Me, Heroine, I've Also Turned Black

Buddha and demon dual cultivation? No, it's double overtime! Xuanzang, a poor monk who just wanted to earn incense money from the merit box, was bound by SSS-level karmic fire and dark magic patterns at the same time - his left palm saved all living beings, and his right claw physically saved him. Demolishing villas, burning aircraft carriers, tearing apart satellites... Every time they made a move, they accurately hit the sky-high compensation list. Globally wanted? That's an honorary certification! UN bill? That's an installment plan! "Donor, talking about money hurts feelings, but talking about feelings... You have to pay more!" ———— It is better to practice both Buddhism and Demonism than to have a rest together. This savior focuses on an imbalance of income and expenditure. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.