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Binding the waste lying down to win system, Lin Feng's life creed has only one word: lie down! In a live variety show, when others challenged their limits, he slumped on the sofa and picked at his feet: "Defuse missiles? How about ordering fried chicken takeout." The barrage instantly flooded the screen: "The biggest trash in history! Get out of the entertainment industry!" The next second, the live ammunition in the military industrial zone next door went out of control, and the death missiles headed straight towards the studio! Just when hundreds of millions of viewers are desperate—— The loser who was reviled by the entire Internet jumped up and tore open the missile casing with his bare hands! The live broadcast room exploded: "Superman?! Alien?!" Before the shock subsided, the screen suddenly turned red! The five-star red flag is the base, and the highest directive from the Ministry of National Security compels the screen to dominate: "Comrade Lin Feng, what you are tearing is a real bullet model! The northwest base is in urgent need, please report immediately!" At this moment, the entire Internet understood: How could he be a waste? He is clearly... The most powerful humanoid weapon the country has in its possession! And all this was just because he wanted to quietly... Order takeout? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.