Cultivation? Screw That, I'll Choose Cyber Merit

When the Good Fortune System forces me to cultivate immortality around the clock, I decide to unleash a "Labor Arbitration Tribulation" on the cultivation world

Programmer Lin Xiao dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming a good-for-nothing with shattered spiritual roots who has just been dumped by his fiancee.

A hellish start? No problem!

The workplace Good Fortune System bound to him tells him:

"Break through to the Qi Refining Stage in three days and receive the power of the Keyboard Warrior. Fail, and you enter the 24/7 Immortality Cultivation Mode: your body will go bald, and your soul will weep."

And so the cultivation world goes mad:

? He uses a PowerPoint presentation to face-slap the Saintess: "Your swordsmanship is like an unformatted Word document, messy and amateurish!"

? He turns the Outer Sect Mission Hall into the cultivation world's Double Eleven shopping festival: place ten sword-flying orders and get a lightning rod free; the KPI champion wins the Ultimate Manual of Slacking Off!

? He introduces Werewolf rules into a secret realm, making Nascent Soul elders turn on and kill one another with just three sentences!

As the golden toilet mothership descends upon the galaxy, and the souls of billions of cultivators wail beneath the KPI Divine Throne,

Lin Xiao leads a hundred thousand cultivators in raising the Labor Law of the Cultivation World and issuing a final ultimatum to the stars:

"Today, you either let us slack off on the clock, or... I'll tear down this cybernetic Heavenly Court myself!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.