This Dude Married the Ninth Princess by Reciting Poems

Introduction: When I was dressed as Zhuge Ming, the most handsome man in Great Xia, I was being poured a third glass of poisonous wine. Zhang Qian, the Minister of Household Affairs, was in charge of my military pay. I took out my modern calculator and clicked on it: "Sir, was your math taught by your physical education teacher?" At the Mid-Autumn Poetry Festival, the Ninth Princess forced me to compose a poem. I wrote down Xin Qiji's Sapphire Case with a swipe of hair, and all the talented people in the room were autistic. The Ninth Princess looked at me with a sharp look in her eyes: "Hide your secrets, Mr. Zhuge." The cavalry of the Northern Wei Dynasty pressed down on the border, and the civil and military officials of the entire court trembled. I took out the Romance of the Three Kingdoms: "Empty city plan plus fire to burn Red Cliff, buy one get one free." When the smoke cleared, the emperor patted me on the shoulder: "Husband-in-law, when will you marry the Ninth Princess?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.