American Comics: River God Chooses One of Three at the Beginning

Just finished splashing in the Yellow River, opened his eyes and became the river god of the Hudson River in New York? Li He looked at the confused Thor in front of him and silently fished out three "lost items": "Big blond brother, did you drop this diamond-encrusted meow hammer, this solid gold fake hammer, or... This Loki-turned-meow?" Thor: "???" Loki cat form: "Meow you hammer!" Iron Man fell into the sea and asked for help? Li He took out three reactors: "The gold one lasts for three years, the silver one will explode, the iron one... Oh, this is your original one, it's just a bit useless." Tony: "Are you polite?" From the New York sewers to the Milky Way, no matter you are a superhero or a cosmic god, if you fall into the river, you must follow the rules! "Ding—system prompt: Complete the achievement 'Make Batman Laugh Out Loud' and be rewarded with sewage rights to the Gotham River!" Li He: "... This job is a bit difficult." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.