The First Day of Cultivating Immortality: the Monastery Was Sealed by the Price Bureau

Cultivation + hilarious! Li Xuanzhen, a social beast in the fairy world, endured three hundred years and finally waited for his ascension. However, he was tricked by the Heavenly Navigator into the most shabby Qingyun Temple in the world - the incense value was 0, the merit value was -3, and the merit box only contained IOUs from 500 years ago. The Bureau of Commodity Prices investigated his monopoly on sky-high prices for incense, and the message talisman popped up that Grandmaster had shut down his phone. Even the spider spirits on the beams thought he was poor. In order to collect the fine, he turned into gold ingots which were found to be counterfeit. He asked Thunder God to testify but found out that he was accompanying Zeus to build a team. He launched a crowdfunding campaign in the fairy world and only received the monkey hair of the lonely hero. When he drew money for incense by drawing athlete's foot charms, the little girl who asked for the charms actually got the first place in the exam. This counterattack of a god turned into a social beast, starting from collecting the management fee for the tomb of the ancestor, made me laugh until I cried and was heart-warming. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.