Outrageous Comes True: at the Beginning, Mosquitoes Line up to Commit Suicide

Others wake up and destroy the world, but Lin Xian wakes up... And just wants to sleep. As an abandoned house, Lin Xian's daily life consists of taking out food, playing games, and complaining about the world. Until he was shocked to realize: his complaints and imagination would come true! Complaining about slow delivery? The delivery boy stepped on a somersault cloud and broke through the window! Sick of queuing? The entire VIP channel of the bank was cleared for him because "this gentleman has a nuclear bomb in his head"! Can't beat the game? The opponent's account evaporated directly, and the GM left a message: Boss, give me a way to survive! Since then, the world has changed dramatically: The Dragon Team agent's report was full of "unintelligible" and "recommend enshrining". The cultivator ancestor held up the Switch and begged to form a team: "Shangxian, lead me!" The thousand-year-old fox demon transforms into a caring butler, just for a sip of instant noodles soaked in the aura of "all your wishes come true". An alien fleet is coming? Lin Xian: "Tsk, it's so bright, turn off the lights!" - The entire fleet's energy was instantly paralyzed. Bite! Your 'outrageous idea' has been shipped! Watch out for world-class mayhem! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.