Awakening Ding Zhen Panel, Starting the Campaign for Mentally Retarded Bar Master

Purity poet Wang Wei accidentally awakened the "Ding Zhen Panel" and was able to see through the purity of all things. Canteen food: "Purity 40%, identified as: aged rice." The professor lectured: "Purity 72%, identified as: Water Journal Master". The school beauty confessed: "Purity is 5%, identified as: Neptune Fish Pond." He decided to run for the head of the Mentally Retarded Bar. At the campaign site, opponents quoted classics and made eloquent arguments. Wang Wei only wrote one line: "Identified as: Fake!" The whole place fell silent for a moment. He was elected with a high vote, and the mentally handicapped bar welcomed the most innocent bar owner in history. - This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.