Hogwarts: I'm the Squib, Professor of Magical Creatures

"What? What did you say?" "I, Karsus, am a 17-year-old underage, a Hogwarts dropout, a squib, and a trainee in Azkaban... You invite me to be a teacher at Hogwarts??? Have you reached this level of age? Didn't you say that wizards don't have Alzheimer's disease?" Karsus looked in disbelief. This was the most exaggerated thing he had ever heard in his life. Hogwarts dropout. Squib. Azkaban prisoner. Recognized by the Ministry of Magic as the biggest terrorist. 17 Years old and underage. These stacks of buffs made Karsus himself feel distressed. How dare Dumbledore dare to stack up so many BUFFs? "Oh, even if there is no one left in the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, you won't invite me. I agree today. Tomorrow your principal's office will be filled with shouting letters from parents, and then the Ministry of Magic will send out all Oros to catch you!" Karthus scoffed. "No, it's the Professor of Magical Creatures. There is no one more suitable for this position than you, right?" Dumbledore smiled meaningfully. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.