Adult Wuxia Crossover: The Cannon-Fodder Immortal Master, Huang Rong Begs for Support

Breathe your way to strength, grow vegetables, and become an immortal! Jun Lintian was lounging around in his own immortal abode when Huang Rong, fleeing from the Golden Wheel Dharma King, stumbled inside.

She was dumbfounded: the cleaver and hoe were actually immortal artifacts described in ancient texts;

The chickens running everywhere were phoenixes; the fish in the pond were Azure Dragons;

The husky guarding the gate was the divine beast Taotie; the vegetable patch was full of spiritual herbs, and the trees in the courtyard were laden with spiritual fruits...

She simply refused to leave, becoming his personal little chef. "Immortal Master, would you like me to warm your bed tonight?"

Demon Master Pang Ban covets the immortal abode? One swipe from the gatekeeping husky will teach him a lesson!

Wang Xianzhi tries to break in? Jun Lintian sneezes, blowing him all the way back to Wudi City!

Earthly immortals? All insects before me!

Qin Shi Huang wants an elixir of immortality? Zhang Sanfeng seeks the path to immortality? Get in line and kneel at the gate first!

Invite the Moon, Wanwan, and Li Hanyi are fighting to become his maids?

Ever since Old Madam Jia of the Ningguo Mansion invited him to the Red Chamber to drive evil spirits out of Baoyu, he saw the beds filling the courtyard and became a total bed-hopping champ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.