Writing Biographies in a Martial Arts World: Every Word Makes Me a Living King of Hell

A book records lives, decides life and death, and changes destiny. Write a line, and it becomes prophecy; write a word, and it becomes law!

Li Hanlong wields the Heaven's Secrets Brush, the Book of Karma, and the Mirror of All Life. He writes biographies, and whoever he writes about is left utterly shaken!

From the start, he writes "The Twisted Life of Yaoyue," stripping away every last bit of her dignity! Yaoyue comes at him with a sword to kill him!

Heh heh, I happen to need a bed warmer and bodyguard. You crazy woman seem perfect for the job!

He writes, "The Days Yaoyue Spent as a Bed Warmer," and Yaoyue immediately kneels and begs to warm his bed!

He is the living King of Hell walking the earth, with the fate of its natives in his hands.

In this world of martial arts and countless heavens, he can do whatever he wants!

Dongfang Bubai covets the Heaven's Secrets Brush, so he writes "A True Account of Dongfang Bubai's Sudden Death." Dongfang Bubai immediately starts bleeding from every orifice!

The heroes of the myriad heavens kneel and beg for mercy: "Please, Living King of Hell, spare our lives! We'll offer you money, secret manuals, and beauties with both hands!"

Huang Rong: "How about writing me as your personal chef?"

Wanwan: "Write me sneaking into your bed at night and driving Shi Feixuan crazy!"

Sweeping Monk: "Could you write me a story about returning to lay life?"

Zhang Sanfeng kneels and begs him to write him a path to immortality. Fan Xian kneels and begs him to change his fate!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.