Naruto: Not Even Graduated Yet, and This Old Guy Is Making a Comeback?

From the start, you're an Uchiha, and you activate the Old Geezer Comeback System.

At thirty-five, when you should have your life together, you've achieved nothing, and the night of the clan's destruction is drawing near...

Host Uchiha Hengyu, do you have the courage to turn your life around at the age of thirty-five?

Hengyu stares at the System panel, utterly bewildered.

I haven't even graduated yet. At most, I'm a twelve-year-old kid. How did I become a thirty-five-year-old geezer?

Comeback mission one: Reconnect with your childhood friend, Uchiha Mikoto, who cut off all contact with you. Reward: Three-Tomoe Sharingan.

Comeback mission: Find and defeat one of the masterminds behind the night of the clan's destruction, Obito Uchiha. Reward: Sage Body.

Looking at the not-even-one-year-old Obito Uchiha before him, Hengyu flicks him right on the forehead.

Obito Uchiha bursts into tears.

Mission complete. Reward received: Sage Body.

Even though the System showed up more than twenty years early, I can't complain!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.