Reborn in Teyvat but the System Is Full of Bugs

Wu Di, the social beast who died suddenly of the original god of liver disease, was reborn on the continent of Teyvat, but was bound to a BUG system full of garbled characters on the screen - the map was stuck, the mission description looked like a riddle, and the inventory would swallow props! What's even more deceiving is that he always triggers the administrator's authority at critical moments: making the Wind Demon Dragon perform a ghostly dance, turning the young master's water blade into a rubber duck, and even making the Qunyu Pavilion "revert" before it explodes... With the physique of "The First African Chief in Teyvat", he relies on saucy manipulation and complaints to survive: flooding Mondstadt with cabbages, fooling Zhongli in Liyue Port, and teaching Daoqi Lei to understand "program crash". The journey to the Seven Kingdoms turned into a large-scale BUG scene. The Abyss Cult hated him to the core. Fools regarded him as a virus. Even the gods cast their eyes on anti-virus programs—— This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.