Siheyuan: I Solve Cases with Underhanded Tricks

Was the victim's death a suicide or a homicide? Was she assaulted before she died?" The old station chief was so worried he kept pulling at his hair. Just then, Li Xiangdong, a newly hired beat cop, stepped forward with a yawn and said something astonishing: "Why investigate? Three steps are all it takes. Check the color, test the tightness, and smell." Under the shocked and furious gazes of the female reporter and the precinct leaders, he confidently declared, "The color is rosy, the entrance is tight, and there's no fishy odor. She's a proper virgin, and there's been absolutely no sexual activity. So we can rule out a crime of passion. It was either revenge or robbery. Also, there's soapberry powder under her fingernails. The killer is a neat freak." The whole room fell silent! Why was this guy so practiced at solving cases, like he was a regular at a brothel?!

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