Everyone Wants to Lie Flat? Dream On!

Short-Video Nan Feng: "I work myself to the bone traveling through all kinds of worlds, and you animals want to lie flat? Dream on!"

Korean-Variety Nan Feng: "I'm done pretending. Here's the truth: I'm invincible here. Do whatever you want. If I see injustice, I'll yell and take action. If I kill you, that's your bad luck!"

Twin Cities Nan Feng: "If some blond kid can charge into ruins, why can't I?"

Hong Kong Ghosts Nan Feng: "When I saw Uncle Ying's straight eyebrows, my heart stopped pounding and my hands stopped shaking. You wicked fiends! I can tell at a glance that you're not human. Come and die!"

Demon Slayer Nan Feng: "What do you mean, demons? They're all my beloved friends and family. My immortality depends on every one of you!"

Jinyi Nan Feng: "Look at this flying-fish uniform and this badge. You should know I'm an impartial, selfless, upright official. How dare you, you petty villains, slander me!"

The Smiling, Proud Wanderer Nan Feng: "When you see the sword in my hand, you should understand: some things can be said but not done, and some things can be done but not said. You're really putting me in a difficult position!"

Jin Yong and Gu Long Nan Feng: "This young hero has no other hobbies. I just love fine food, fine wine, and beautiful women..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.