Siheyuan: Species Observation Report

Siheyuan Ecological Observation Log·Initial Record Project number: NH-1950-X Recorder: Lin Xiaofan Species classification: Interdimensional feeding parasite Time and space anchor point: October 1, 1965, 5:30 in the morning Meteorological parameters: Anxiety hormone concentration: 72μg/m3 Source: Morphological turtle's morning leaf cleaning behavior Sonic pollution index: ★★★★☆ Stinging Toad's continuous sonic attack Survival Equipment**: TS-7 type acoustic filter mask efficiency 99.3% Primary feeding package canned lunch meat × 3 This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.