President Ji: The Second-in-Command's Deranged Diary of Destruction

A fictional, humorous Warcraft fanfic, written purely for laughs.

Welcome to the parallel workplace universe of World of Warcraft!

That's right, a workplace universe!

Kil'jaeden, the Burning Legion's second-in-command in World of Warcraft, has been repeatedly killed by player characters. Driven insane, with his thoughts shattered, he starts keeping a diary!

This is an irreverent, rant-filled, meme-packed, laugh-seeking World of Warcraft, crammed with dark humor and an absurd amount of workplace jargon. It's gone completely mad.

This story is made up by the Bronze Dragon Entertainment Group!

The Holy Light Content Review Department has stamped its approval!

Fel encryption technology ensures a safe reading experience!

Kil'jaeden himself says, "This screwed-up world is what made me write all this!"

This isn't epic literature. It's the ultimate embodiment of deranged writing in the World of Warcraft universe!

Special notice: This diary perfectly recreates Kil'jaeden's confused memories after he was repeatedly killed by player characters. If you notice a messed-up timeline or parallel worlds, congratulations! You've experienced the Deceiver's psychological trauma!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.