My Museum Guard Made BOOS Laugh

The museum guard Chen Que was squatting in front of the bronze cauldron, eating steamed buns, and was snatched by the curator to be the "tool man" of the game. Unexpectedly, after entering the dungeon and using the sword-wielding BOSS's ability to slash, he retorted with "The pattern of this sword is very similar to the Eastern Han Dynasty ring-headed sword in our library, but the 'come here' on the scabbard is not as neatly engraved as yours." After playing the trick for three days, he glanced at it and said happily: "Isn't this the same as the dark pattern on the stone lock of the Song Dynasty in our library? When Uncle Wang was repairing the lock, he said... Hey, BOSS, don't shake your sword!" When all the players in the server looked at the BOSS with red eyes and yelled, "If you tell me more about cultural relics, I'll let you go." When the entrance to the museum was crowded with people due to the excitement of the game, Chen Que touched the pocket stuffed with ten packs of spicy strips: "That's it? I haven't mentioned the rumor that the ancient clock from the Ming Dynasty in our museum can summon objects by ringing it three times!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.