The Goofy Internet Cafe Manager: Causing Trouble in a Fanfiction World

Duan Xiaobao, a 22-year-old night-shift internet cafe manager, is suddenly bound to the Fourth Calamity Mission System while cleaning a keyboard. From then on, this bespectacled geek of a cafe manager starts wreaking havoc across all kinds of fanfiction worlds.

The old Bat doesn't eat spicy food? He carries an electric hot plate into the Batcave and sets Batman's cowl smoking with a nine-compartment hot pot. Then he heads to a martial arts world and uses ice cream props to get the leaders of the Five Mountains Sword Alliance arguing over whether desserts should be sweet or savory... Every mission sends the livestream comments into a frenzy:

For your next mission, make Thanos do square dancing! Sending a rocket! Go break up a couple in a danmei novel!

When Duan Xiaobao's stash of bizarre props fills the internet cafe's storage room, he suddenly realizes that the disrupted timelines are piecing together a shocking secret about the collapse of the dimensional wall...

System prompt: You have earned the new title, Cross-Dimensional Agent of Chaos. Accept the ultimate mission?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.