Honghuang: the Starting System Asked Me to Ask Nuwa for Underwear

My name is Jiang Che, and I have traveled through time. The game starts on the prehistoric hell difficulty level, with a saint standing next to you. I'm not panicked at all. After all, she is my mother, Nuwa. Isn't it normal to look for mom when you have difficulties? So I held my crotch and asked her if she wanted something to wear. Is this reasonable? What? Do you think I shouldn't ask for a bellyband from a saint? The layout is smaller! That's not called Dudou, that's called "the original magic weapon that contains the luck of creation"! It is the first pot of gold for our human race! They said I was a gangster, they said I was shameless, and they said I was the most fun person in history. I admit it, but I think it's all a compliment. Do you want to see how I can use a bellyband to move the whole world? Do you want to see how Sanqing Saint was deceived by me into a "gold medal trainer" and ended up in a crazy spiral? Do you want to see how Empress Houtu was so moved by the cake I drew that she cried and shouted that she wanted to be the "CEO of the underworld"? Click in and I'll teach you slowly. Tuition fee? No money, but you have to lend me some points first. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.