Journey to the West - Buddhist Scriptures? Don't Read It!

I dress up as Tang Monk, and the system is called the anti-involution sutra retrieval auxiliary system. "Ding! Today's KPI: Let Tathagata grow three hairs. Reward: Trial version of the Tightening Curse Silent Earplugs." Guanyin sent me a brocade cassock, and I hung it on my back: "Nine-nine new, Buddhist trendy brand, free shipping, support installment!" Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel, and I showed the Heavenly Work Injury Identification Manual: "Great Sage, do you want to do a violence risk assessment first?" At the foot of Lingshan Mountain, Tathagata touched the newly born hair and fell into deep thought. The Arhats are helping me complete the Tiandao mission: "Change the WiFi password of Daleiyin Temple to 'Long Live Anti-Involution'!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.