The Nine-Headed Worm’s Triumph in Journey to the West

A programmer working overtime to fix bugs transmigrates into a badly wounded nine-headed insect and wakes up owing the System 1,000 merit points. Forced to raise venomous spiders and sell bizarre face masks just to stay alive, he ends up tricked by a princess into trying to fool the White Dragon Horse, only to be captured by a Bodhisattva and forced into service as a mount. Along the way, he uses poisonous farts to drive Zhu Bajie away, watches the Monkey King mistake a venomous centipede for a snack, and has to clean up the mess caused by the princess's poisonous peaches. This pilgrimage is even more bug-ridden than code!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.