The Amnesiac Empress Begs Me to Take Her In

All I want is to lie flat, but one rainy night, I, Jiang Ming, find an extraordinarily beautiful woman who has lost her memory.

I casually say, "If you want to stay, call me Master." I expect her to think I'm crazy.

But this peerless female emperor, who will one day make all the worlds tremble, actually puts away all her sharp edges and kneels before me in reverence. "Yes, Master."

The God-Tier Pet-Raising System activates on the spot, and somehow defaults to treating the aloof female emperor as my pet?

My approach to raising a pet goes completely off the rails.

I give her Hongmeng spirit liquid to drink, and she says, "Nongfu Spring tastes a little sweet."

I stick a karma-cutting immortal sword into a bottle as a tail for her, and a passing Sword Saint sees it, suffers a shattered Dao heart, and retires on the spot.

While the whole universe is thrown into chaos over the female emperor's disappearance, and powerful god-kings imagine my little bookstore to be a forbidden death ground and tremble in fear,

I'm cuddling the icy female emperor, now transformed into an adorable, soft little kitty, worrying over whether to give her a head-pat tonight or tell her a bedtime story.

"Master, some bad people tried to bully you today, but I glared them away. Can I have a reward?"

Help! I just wanted to quietly raise a pet. How did I somehow become a forbidden existence across all the worlds?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.