Bleach: A Godlike Concept Rule Ability Every Day!

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Today's ability: 'Absolute Bare-Handed Blade Catching'! Byakuya Kuchiki, try swinging at me! Byakuya: My hand hurts. This makes no sense!

Amano Sho: In a world crawling with Soul Reapers, Arrancars, and Quincies, isn't this ability a little too ridiculous?

'Force skill cooldowns to last ten times longer.' 'Force Captain Tōsen to become a comedian: Captain, is your arrest announcement a stand-up routine?'

These abilities are utterly absurd, and almost enough to make you laugh and cry at the same time.

But...

'Conceptual Severance: Kyoka Suigetsu, one use only.' Sōsuke Aizen, your perfect hypnosis doesn't work on me! The other captains are stunned!

'Attacks announced aloud are guaranteed to happen in a weakened form.' Grimmjow, I said your own men would sabotage you, so you're getting sabotaged!

'Force a ten-minute peace zone.' No matter how berserk you get, Yammy, you'll just have to hold it in! Kenpachi and Byakuya both approve!

'Causality Thread Manipulation, extremely weak, thought-level.' Yhwach's The Almighty? Watch me use 'dust settling' to throw your future into disarray! Ichigo is dumbfounded!

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