The System Misidentified It as a Pokemon and Insisted a Fly Was Mewtwo

Host, you have a keen eye and successfully subdued an Eevee with limitless potential. Achievement points: 5,000!

Chen Feng stared at the yellow-and-white kitten in his arms, which he'd just bought from his neighbor, Auntie Wang, for fifty yuan, and fell into deep confusion. Did this System have some kind of misunderstanding about what an 'Eevee' was?

Host, you are brave and skilled in battle, and led 'Jolteon' to defeat a powerful Gyarados. Achievement points: 10,000!

He silently wiped fish scales off his cleaver and looked at the plump grass carp on the chopping board, ready for the pot. He began to question his life. Since when did the fish at the market have such impressive credentials?

Host, you are brilliant and successfully escaped pursuit by the evil organization Team Rocket. Achievement points: 30,000!

Remembering how he'd just ridden his electric scooter through a red light and gotten a talking-to from the traffic officer on duty at the intersection, Chen Feng was completely bewildered. Wasn't Team Rocket's line of work a little too broad?

Three years until Pokémon descend upon the world. The future Gym Leaders are still worrying about failing their exams, while the future Pokémon professors are just middle schoolers who love feeding stray cats and dogs...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.