Rebirth and Cultivation: I Am Cthulhu

"Are you awake?" "Come and learn about our Lord, who is all-knowing and all-powerful—" "He's looking at you through my eyes." "You mean science?" "Rejection? What a lovely recursion error." "Now, let's get started-" "Your trial." "Your salvation." "Your eternity." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.