My Slime Is Actually an Invincible Star-Devouring Beast!

From the start: The protagonist draws the weakest F-rank Slime and is mocked by everyone. But then the System announces:

Ding! Your Slime can devour and evolve without limit!

A holy land's heir awakens SSS-rank True Dragon Bloodline and vows to wipe out every person on Earth. Then the protagonist's Slime swallows the dragon soul in one gulp, live on the internet. The holy land's elder ancestor breaks down: "What the hell is that thing? A Slime?"

During the sect tournament, the protagonist sleeps on the arena. His opponent attacks frantically but can't break through his defenses. The crowd explodes: "Is this guy really only at the Qi Refining stage?"

The Holy Maiden sneaks over at midnight to "ask for guidance on cultivation techniques." The protagonist accidentally triggers the System's dual cultivation critical-hit function, helping her break through three major realms in one night. Every male cultivator in the sect is devastated.

The little tortoise the protagonist keeps turns out to be a young Xuanwu. It beats the sect's guardian beast to tears, and the sect master gets on his knees begging to take the protagonist as a disciple.

An envoy from the Upper Realm arrives to enslave the people of Earth. The protagonist's Slime evolves into a Star Devourer and bites an immortal artifact in half. The envoy is so terrified he nearly wets himself: "How could a monster like this exist in the Lower Realm?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.