The Outcast: One Conceptual Rule-Based Divine Ability Every Day!

Ding! Daily Concept God System successfully bound!

Today's ability: You are guaranteed to be dragged into leading a square-dancing routine by the aunties, with a star-making debut in the center position!

Ye Qiao: ??? Have Systems started acting ridiculous these days?

"Guaranteed to be dragged into leading a square-dancing routine by the aunties," "Always walk with your arms and legs moving in sync, but anyone who imitates you will fall," "Take a hundred blades to the face without a scratch," "Your opponent's attacks come with cheesy background music and force them to move to the beat," "Farts have random attributes," "Idioms manifest in physical form," "Every chair you touch turns into an ejection seat," "Every talisman you draw becomes Peppa Pig, but its power increases tenfold"...

They all seem completely useless...

But...

"Guaranteed to catch a blade barehanded"? Isn't that a skill that forces enemies to aggro you?

"Your opponent's attacks come with background music that forces them to dance awkwardly"? Isn't that absolute defense?

Concept Gods have no weaklings!!!

As long as I'm ridiculous enough, there's no enemy I can't take down!!!

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