Yi Xiaochuan Wants It Both Ways? Castrated and Sold Cheap to a Brothel

Also known as: I Castrated Yi Xiaochuan from the Start and Made Out with Yushu Right in Front of Him

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, originally hoping to coast on copying famous works and reach the pinnacle of life. But then he discovers that he has a good-for-nothing friend named Yi Xiaochuan!

And before long, the two of them are going to transmigrate into the mythical Qin Dynasty together with Gao Yao?

This leaves Su Yang terrified. He knows exactly what Yi Xiaochuan is like: a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou hypocrite who makes a habit of screwing over his friends!

Take Gao Yao, for instance. He risked his life to save Yi Xiaochuan, only to be screwed over and turned into a eunuch!

Fortunately, Su Yang obtains a System. Completing sign-in tasks earns him random rewards, and if he can make Yi Xiaochuan lose his cool, he'll trigger bonus rewards too.

One day,

Su Yang beats Yi Xiaochuan to Princess Yushu and prepares to take her for a horseback romp.

Su Yang: "Xiaochuan, stop hiding under the horse and eavesdropping. Come out and enjoy the view. Your beloved Yushu is really something!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.