You're Impotent and Hiring a Fixer, and You Want Me to Help with the Wedding Night?

Also known as: You stole an aircraft carrier from an Eagleland base. Why are you risking your life when you're just a scalper?

Su Yang transmigrated to a parallel world and became a professional scalper. His motto was simple: as long as the money was right, there was nothing in the world he couldn't handle.

Can't get concert tickets?

Bring me a hundred thousand, and I'll cut through the security fence and rush you right in.

Can't get an appointment with a specialist?

Bring me a hundred thousand, and I'll cry and wail outside the door, begging the doctor to save a life.

Just then, Su Yang suddenly received a huge order from overseas. The client was loaded, putting down a deposit of ten million dollars.

Just as Su Yang thought he was about to strike it rich, the request left him dumbfounded.

Su Yang: "Bro, I'm just a scalper, not a god! Where am I supposed to get you an F-35 fifth-generation stealth fighter?"

Did you come to me to make a wish? Fortunately, the System activated.

State broadcaster: "We interrupt this program with breaking news. A scalper broke into an Eagleland base and stole a fifth-generation stealth fighter..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.