Siheyuan: Signing in Has Become a Disaster to All the Birds, Begging Me to Be a Human Being

Chen Yan travels through the courtyard and activates the "daily disaster" sign-in system! Sign in at the door of Jia's house and you will be rewarded with "A Collection of Jia and Zhang's Defense-Breaking Sayings", with a 100% fire-fighting effect! Use "Millennium Kill" on Xu Damao, sign in successfully, and be rewarded with "Level 8 Welder Skills". The next time you take action, you will get a critical hit! Successfully instigated an internal fight between Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong, signed in successfully, and was rewarded with a ton of "Melon Seeds for Theaters" with all attributes of 1! Chen Yan punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. He was full of evil and had unrivaled martial arts skills, but he was also extremely lucky. The birds were so tormented by him that they cried and shouted: "Please be a human being! Stop harming us!" Chen Papi: "Being a human being? That's so boring! It's more fun to just continue watching you guys having fun!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.