I Become a Saint by Showing Off

Traveling through the world of cultivation, others have practiced hard for three hundred years, but I ascended just by yawning? Everyone in Juantian Sect is going crazy for involution. I, Li Xianyu, just want to fish and make tea, but I end up being named a "Taoist Saint"? Sleeping in seclusion = skyrocketing cultivation? Rejecting the task=rewarding magical power? Refuse to Tie Tie = Send me the Heartless Sword Intent? I thought I was just showing off, but the system said: The saltier you are, the stronger you are! From the end of the crane at the outer gate to the sect's faith totem, I hung up and let go all the way, while others were so troubled that they vomited blood and gave up! The boss knelt down and begged to be my disciple, the geniuses rushed to work, and even Tiandao was so angry that he restarted the system and wanted to delete my account! I really don't want to become an immortal, I'm just too lazy. ——I don't practice cultivation, so don't get involved with me! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.