While Others Cultivate, I Talk Big

Ever since I bound myself to this bizarre System, my life has taken off! The System told me that as long as I shower everything under the sun with over-the-top praise, I can earn "Flattery Points" and exchange them for all kinds of divine powers and magical treasures, or even increase my cultivation! From that moment on, I embarked on a bizarre path, conquering another world with nothing but my silver tongue. Faced with an enemy I can't beat? "Senior! Your presence is as imposing as a mountain! Your techniques are earth-shattering!" My flattery makes them beam with delight, instantly weakening their fighting strength by thirty percent. They even can't help giving me a couple of pointers. See a rare treasure protected by a restriction? "Oh, treasure! Your radiance is so restrained. Clearly, only someone destined for you can claim you!" The restriction goes click and opens by itself. While other cultivators toil away, fighting over treasures, all I have to do is move my lips. I can even praise the air until auspicious clouds swirl around, drawing in rare treasures of heaven and earth. A passerby cries out, "What the hell! How does this bootlicker keep getting stronger the more he sucks up? Where's the justice in that?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.