Konoha: Uchiha Ancestor! Reincarnated by Filthy Soil!

"The ancestor of the soul-piercing Uchiha—Uchiha Hikaru, was reincarnated by the dirt at the beginning, and was also bound to the Eternal Glory Sign-in System! On the first day of signing in, you will be rewarded with Chaos Development·Pupilla of Light, which comes with full attribute immunity. Whoever you stare at becomes pregnant... Oh no, whoever you stare at becomes light! On the second day after signing in, you will be rewarded with Taichu Immortal Human Body MAX, with a chakra volume comparable to Ten-Tails PLUS, which can blow a mountain away in one breath! On the third day of signing in, you will be rewarded with the command of light. I say that if there is light, there can be no darkness in this world! Orochimaru? I'll give you three seconds to remove the dirt, or I'll peel off your snake skin! The Third Hokage? Old man, seeing how pitiful you are, I will reward you with a "peaceful old age package"! Uchiha Madara? I heard you are good at dancing? Come, shout "Faith of Light" with me in my BGM! Columnar cells? The "photosynthesis" that I brought with me is much more advanced than yours! Kaguya? The ancestor of chakra? You are just a large power bank here! What is the starting space? With one move of "Glory to the Universe", I will blast you back to the universe to eat ashes! Akatsuki organization? Each one counts as one, queue them all up for me This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.