Awakened Death Tribulation Master Spent His Own Money to Blow up the Dungeon at the Beginning

On the first day of time travel, I was struck by lightning and entered a terrifying dungeon. Good news: Awakening the banning system, you can become stronger by criticizing others! Bad news: This cheating system requires me to exchange my kidneys for combat power—— 'If you blow yourself up once, your life will be shortened by five years? ' Looking at the weird teacher's mouth that was split from ear to ear, I took out my waist and smashed it out: 'Art is an explosion! ' While other players were still kneeling down and licking the rules, I went crazy with my cool moves. Classical Chinese translation? 'My parents are not far away' = Your mother is in my hands! Weird request for seal? He grabbed Director Weasel by the neck and said, 'Do you think I look wicked? ' The dungeon bosses looked at the organs crawling all over the ground and collectively collapsed: 'Why does this guy get stronger and stronger as it explodes? ! ! ' And I stared at the lifespan countdown and grinned: Director Huang, the pension for the next dungeon should be settled, right? ' This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.